ShatteredPlanet

All of the behind the scenes personnel would like to send our prayers and well wishes to Brucie and the gang.Your favorite paranormal squad recently convened for some fringe topic dissemination and everything went haywire somehow. All was going well with the remote broadcast, being conducted in area 51, until Snowie Jim showed up anyway.The lovable sasquatch went snooping in a restricted zone and got our group of zany fringe topic factoid circulators into some dutch.Snowie burst into their makeshift studio with news of alien proof rendering our cuddly jerkoffs hopeless to abandon their equipment in the desert.By the sounds of it they narrowly avoided being caught by government employees of the top-secret citadel, but they haven't been heard from since. This chapter includes pieces of literary acumen in the form of Ristopher's brain bender on alien technology, Walnut's abduction story, and an intriguing interview with a racist colonel housed in area 51.Stay tuned to the faculty riddled transmissions of awesomeness for more on our boys whereabouts. So long earthling bitches